It’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily.
The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.
At the time Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks. “Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says.
One sweltering day, I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug.
Almost immediately, the kids lined up to make their purchases.
The three youngest each gave me a quick hug, grabbed their cones and raced back outside.
But when my teen-age son at the end of the line finally got his turn to "buy" his ice cream, he gave me two hugs.
"Keep the changes," he said with a smile.
I Didn't Know That I Was So Far Back Already!
A big battle was going on during the First World War.
Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere.
After an hour of this, one of the soldier decided that the fighting was getting too dangerous for him,
so he left the front line and began to go away from the battle.
After he had walked for an hour, he saw an officer coming towards him.
The officer stopped him and said, "Where are you going?"
"I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battle that's going on behind us, sir." the soldier answered.
"Do you know who I am?" the officer said to him angerly. "I'm your commanding officer."
The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said, "My God, I didn't know that I was so far back already!"